Simpler times; when coming up with something to write here wasn't interrupted by George Lopez skits.

Hello world!

Posted: September 18th, 2009 | Author: Shae Jensen | Filed under: Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

“Hello world!” was the default title on this blog. I decided to keep it to point out the ridiculousness of such a statement. Already starting off on a great note, eh? Let’s dive into the ridiculousness that is a pre-written blog post with the title “Hello world” then. Who is the Internet to tell me that I even WANT to say hello to the world? Also.. was I just born? I think the world and I have already said hello several times today. In fact, I doubt I even need to say hello to the world.. it’s the world; I think it knows I’m here. “Hello” is a greeting. Was I not already in the world? If it said “Hello *people* of the world” that would be a different notion. But it doesn’t. So there.

Really, the “hello world” is nothing to rant about. As this is my first blog post, I figured I’d drop a good start on my dear nonexistent readers. In all seriousness, I have to state that I’m very excited to start writing blog entries, as I am bound to be infinitely bored, here, in The-Middle-of-Nowhere, Maryland.

I suggest you all look forward to my upcoming blog entry: Ode to the chocolate square. I should say it’s my best poetry so far. Then again, I haven’t written any others.

I am hereby ending this short, but, no doubt effective, first blog entry.

Please love me,


P.S.: My spellchecker in the blog keeps telling me I’m misspelling “blog”. I’m amused.